What are you up to this weekend? I’m going to try to get stuff done.
My projects really SHOULD be to stop forgetting to queue up a post the night before.
Helllllooooooo people! Winter is still sadly upon us and the world descends further and further into madness with every passing second, so what better way to distract ourselves than by ranking men by their hotness? Again? I’ve put together a brand new bracket stuffed with 64 babes who we will ruthlessly pit against each other in a battle for the title of Hottest Hottie.
The winner of the last tournament, Oscar Isaac, along with the other three semi-finalists (Idris Elba, Ewan McGregor and Jake Johnson) have been retired to the Sexy Hall of Fame to make way for new blood. And boy, is there a lot of new blood in this bracket! More than half of the contestants are making their tournament debut, and I’ve separated them into four divisions: Marvel and DC Actors, Other Movie Actors, Television Actors, and “Other” (which includes musicians, athletes, directors, writers, and a couple of random leftovers from other categories because listen, it was really hard just coming up with 64 dudes without then having to divide them into perfect sets of 16, get off my back!).
Without further ado, here’s your bracket! (you can download a full size version here)
It’s snowing again and I don’t want to talk about it.
Also, make sure to leave some Tournament Of Hotties suggestions in this morning’s post.
Apparently the loathsome Babe.net is running some kind of Neg version of the Tournament of Hotties this year and it’s gross and hearing about it made me want to bring back the purity of the Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties. If you care to join me on this journal, please include your nominations for the tournament in the comments as I am having trouble coming up with 64 contestants without completely copying the last bracket.
Mine was very nice! I was lazy on Saturday and then had a family visit on Sunday where I ate way too much pasta and got some quality snuggling time with the dogs.