How Was Your Day?


I downloaded a dating app for the first time in my life on a whim this past weekend. The positive thing is that no one has been gross so far (knock on wood). But single men in LA really need conversation coaches. Please stop telling me about your intricate Game of Thrones theories and just ask me a question as if you want to get to know me. Literally any question. If someone I matched with asked me one thing about myself, he would raise the average number of questions per guy. I really just want to provide some honest feedback and help these guys find love… with other women. Anyhow I’m going to get my car washed then do some work. What are you up? What’s for lunch? Have you ever had success on a dating app?

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It’s (Good) Friday, Let’s Dance!

It would be Better Friday if I had today off work like most people. I only realized Easter is this weekend because there was still B-level parking available when I rolled into the office today – usually I’m relegated to C-level, or even worse, D-level. The elevator doesn’t even go down to D! So obviously I have no special plans for the weekend. How about you?

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TV Talk Tuesday

I mean, if ever there were a time for us to talk about TV, this has to be the week, right? I don’t think I’ve ever understood what was happening on Game of Thrones, but it’s back and everyone seems really excited. What did you think of the premiere? What else are you watching? Continue reading

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It’s Friday (Friday)

Rebecca Black’s Friday video has over 131 million views. In retrospect, this should have been a harbinger for the current era.

What’s everyone up to this weekend? I have lunch plans tomorrow and I’m going to rent a carpet cleaner from Home Depot. My 2019 apartment cleaning program is coming to a finish – maybe two weeks until I’m done. I did discover the flaw in the Task Rabbit system, though. Once you let someone into your house and hear about their woes that led them to doing tasks other people don’t want to do, it seems too cruel to leave them a bad review. Which is why the cleaner I hired has positive reviews despite the fact that she is really terrible at cleaning. Live and learn. And steer clear of Task Rabbit.

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What are you eating for lunch?

And how is your day? Mine is frustrating but not terrible. Remember when someone discovered this whole stock photo meme of women laughing alone with salad? Those were simpler times. All I’ve eaten today is an avocado because I need to grocery shop, but I have a task rabbit coming any minute (my first one!) so I’ll have to survive a few more hours.

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How was your weekend?


Here we are, once again. Monday. What did everyone do this weekend? I went to a party, which doesn’t happen too often these days. It was nice and close so I hailed a ride via phone app (I’m not giving free product placement without some sponsorship dough). The party was on a rooftop deck with ping pong and mini putt, there was more booze than we could have gone through in three parties, and a nice food spread. Sunday I painted a wall in my living room with the intention of having an accent wall. The only problem is that the color is too light to “accent” anything so I don’t know what to do. It seemed darker as a paint sample!

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It’s Friday. Let’s Dance!

Happy Friday, y’all! Ugh sorry, I regretted that immediately. What is everyone up to this weekend? I have a party to go to! It’s an engagement party. I was surprised to be invited because I haven’t seen or spoken to this friend in maybe 3 years – not for any bad reasons, just life getting in the way. So I’m happy to see him. But am I supposed to bring a gift, engagement or general party-wise? I also have plans to paint an accent wall, just because painting all the walls seems like a huge pain in the ass. I can manage one wall.

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