Search Terms Of March

This month was a real doozy, search terms-wise. Brace yourselves:

one direction names and pictures of them  –I hope you’re happy, Flanny. (I’m sorry. I know you’re not.)

celebrity marriages that didn’t last 

sota tv pornosu –A new variation!

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Sherlock Series Four News: Nothing We Don’t Already Know

Last week was hard for a lot of us.  But let’s regroup and talk about something positive!

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These two fuckheads

Guys, I apologize. I know we here in the Homeless Monster community don’t typically like to delve too deeply into metaphorical excrement, but prepare to positively WADE IN IT today. You guys remember this human skid mark? Of course you do. But what you might not have known is that shit smear has a brother, this pee stain right here. (I don’t want to contaminate our web home with their actual feces, er…faces.)

On Wednesday, NYC Mayor’s Office spokesperson Amy Spitalnick dared to challenge the accuracy of a story published on stool sample’s “journalism” website. Misogyny ensued.

First, Thing One mansplains the basics of e-mail etiquette:

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It’s Friday! Let’s Dance!

What a long week it’s been! Tell me about your weekend plans (I’m doing nothing. NOTHING. MWA HA HA HA), as we get our grooves on:


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Gazing At Celestial Bodies

The cold weather does things to your mind.

Via DPnF

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Coach is Coming Back!

This is redo news I can totally get behind! From EW:

NBC is putting Coach back in the game.

The broadcaster is reviving the 1990s sitcom with original series star Craig T. Nelson.

We’re told this not a reboot, but a sequel to the comedy series that ran for nine seasons on ABC from 1989 to 1997.

Coach was appointment TV in the Flanny household, and for a while, Jerry might have been my family’s favorite Van Dyke brother. I remember once he got so mad that an all-you-can-eat pancake place(?) kicked him out. It wasn’t all-you-can-eat, then, he argued. And we as a family laughed. I also had a friend named Craig who we called “Coach,” simply because he shared a named with the show’s lead actor. So yeah, I’m pretty excited about this.

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Hankswatch: March 2015

This week marked the beginning of the James Corden era of The Late Late Show on CBS.  One of his first guests was none other than beloved movie star/volleyball conversationalist Tom Hanks.  During the program, the actor and host performed a 7-minute montage of Mr. Hanks’ greatest hits.  It’s a charming tribute to the man’s incredible career that has spanned over three decades.

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