Monthly Archives: February 2014

A Story About The Time I Met David Sedaris That Is So Long As To Render It Unentertaining

(Admin note: we’re ending with this post of Flanny’s because I’ve blathered on long enough this week, but: check back on Sunday for an Oscars comment party, and editor’s choice comment is all the comments in the book recommendation post, … Continue reading

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I need this. We all need this.

Hey thanks, Guy from Twitter, you have just made my day. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I need this. I need to weird out my neighbors with this Horse Head Squirrel Feeder. This also makes me … Continue reading

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The Tale of Ellen and Portia’s Haunted Mansion Adventure

AAAHHH! GHOST!!!! GHOST AT ELLEN DEGENERES’ HOUSE!!! Ellen DeGeneres’s $40 Million Mansion Is Haunted (National Enquirer): “SPOOKY!” Uh-oh! “The talk show host has repeatedly been spooked by eerie noises and believes the home she shares with wife Portia de Rossi is … Continue reading

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Commentary Commentary: Guiness World Records

We all miss the Videogum comments section, right?  It was absolutely one of a kind.  If you’ve spent any time looking at literally any other part of the internet (and I know you all have, n3rdz), you’ve seen just basically … Continue reading

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Leonardo DiCaprio Prepares for Oscar Weekend

Leonardo looked into the antique mirror in the master bathroom of his mansion. His hair was styled perfectly, his skin was flawless, and his facial hair had never looked more beautiful. But there was a sadness in his eyes, a … Continue reading

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Nightmare Alert: The LeBron Mask

Yet another terrifying sight from the world of basketball.  Last Thursday, LeBron James broke his nose during a game against the Oklahoma City Thunder.  He returned to action last night against the Knicks, and did so in a… peculiar manner. … Continue reading

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Read any good books lately?

Moderator note: while there are several draft posts in the queue, none are, as yet, ready to go today, so there will be fewer posts than usual (which is totally fine; this isn’t a “Hurry up and finish your posts!” … Continue reading

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From Dlisted: “I feel like ‘embattled’ or ‘disgraced’ will always follow my name. It’s like that black football player who recently came out. He said, ‘I just want to be known as a football player. I don’t want to be … Continue reading

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So, how was your day?

First of all, I’ve gotten nothing done over the past few days because I’ve been listening to How Did This Get Made? episodes, which is all your fault(s) for recommending it. (So great. I listened to the Toys and Sleepaway … Continue reading

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It’s Hard Out There for a Rufio

When I was 10, I loved the movie Hook in a way that only a 10-year-old could. “Sure,” I thought, “an aging Mork with shaved arms in green tights. Nothing weird about that.” Or, “this food fight scene seems to … Continue reading

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