Do You Want to Eat a Kitten?

I’m a pretty cultured and worldly lady so the joys of McVitie’s Digestives are quite familiar to me. Also, I love kittens. So a McVitie’s commercial with kittens? Should be a slam dunk, right? Like maybe the kittens will be cavorting through a chocolate forest, or flying on a spaceship to Planet Digestive, or dressed as gladiators fighting in an arena for the last biscuit, or just sitting there looking adorable while a hot person pours a whole package of digestives over his or her head! There’s  any number of ways this could play out that would be delightful! Let’s see what path they chose.

ARE YOU SURE THAT’S THE DIRECTION YOU WANT TO GO, GUYS?!

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4 Responses to Do You Want to Eat a Kitten?

  1. FRQ says:

    Calling your snack food a “digestive” does not sound appealing. It sounds like they’re trying to push the fact that you can digest their food.

    “McVitie’s: better than eating a thumbtack”

  2. I keep wanting to sing “Do you want to eat a kitten?” in the tune of “Do You Want To Build A Snowman?” from Frozen.

  3. old man fatima says:

    Also, leaving themselves wide open (lololol) to gross vagina references.

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