Hey everyone. How are you?
OK ENOUGH FORMALITIES.
Six years ago I found this site called Videogum and it was terrific. Unfortunately I was not so terrific at that time. Have you ever heard of a Scrinch? It is a Scrooge + a Grinch all rolled up into one and that was me, a year-round Scrinch. I was kind of a rotten commenter, and not even in an interesting troll way. Just mean. Luckily I wasn’t banned and over the years I “matured”, imagine that! Which is cool because you guys are really nice and recent polls show that nice people are the best kind of people. Recent polls also show that I am 100% excited to be in this community and I hope that I can provide entertaining things for you to look at.
So, here is a bit about me. I am from a frozen™ land called Canada. I do media stuff. I enjoy many of the things you would expect a slightly educated mid-twenties millennial man would enjoy (Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band, strawberry Quik, other things).
I feel it would be apropos that my first contribution feature something from my home and native land. For those unfamiliar, we have an activity up here called hockey where these guys hit this black rubber thing into nets. Oh and there is ice too. As with other sport activities there are commentators, and the king of hockey commentators is a man named Don Cherry. He is about 100 years old, loud and outspoken, a national treasure, and one time in the past he made this:
If you don’t understand Canadian, he’s rapping about hockey and also is being very cool as he does it.