Wait, Have We Really Not Talked About the Wedding of the Century Yet?

Oh em gee everybody! Dave Rygalski from Gilmore Girls and Carrie Bishop from Veronica Mars are TOTES MARRIED! Wait… that’s not right. I meant to say Berkley from New Girl and Justine Chapin from Entourage got hitched! Hmm, no. That’s not it either. OH! I’ve got it. SETH MOTHERFUCKING COHEN AND BLAIR “QUEEN B” WALDORF. MARRIED. They are like, private about their private lives or something stupid like that so there’s no exclusive 40 page spread and we don’t even know what brand of caviar they used to garnish the canapés so we’ll just have to imagine that it looked something like this:

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10 Responses to Wait, Have We Really Not Talked About the Wedding of the Century Yet?

  1. hotspur says:

    My favorite weddings have always been the ones where the swag bag includes a horse.

  2. Sota says:

    I think my cold black tv-loving heart grew 3 sizes when I heard this news.

  3. I never watched The OC or Gossip Girl (I know! I don’t know what I did with my life back then either), but I was very happy to hear this. They’re both so cute! Some couples just feel right.

  4. flanny says:

    I want to be jealous of Leighton, but a win for one straight-haired brunette is a win for straight-haired brunettes everywhere. Congrats, crazy kids!

    • flanny says:

      I also am pleased that Adam Brody is much more stealth than in OC alter-ego.

      • Sota says:

        We don’t actually know that though. Maybe he entered the church using that exact spin move? Why isn’t there an US Weekly “They’re just like us!” about this???? The people need to know!

  5. Commentatrix says:

    How much do I love that in our dreams Peter Gallagher aka Sandy Cohen officiated? Lots!

  6. welcometocostcoiloveyou says:

    Catweazle, your inclusion of Vitamin Water is a nice touch. I remember that being promoted very heavily during at least one season of GG.

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