It’s a full-on, white-out blizzard here, which is great, obviously. (Actually, it is kind of great, because it gave me an excuse to leave work at noon. But the weather was beautiful over the weekend and I went outside and everything and why you gotta play us like this, nature.)
But! I got my first smartphone today! Yes, seriously. I’ve held out this long. I’m very excited to be a real person who lives in this century and can text emojis. It’s a brave new world.