First of all, HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE ALL OF THAT?
But second of all, to the office workers across the street watching this terrifying human drama unfold before their very eyes: don’t you think you were being a little, I don’t know, blasé about the whole ordeal?
Some sample comments:
“Damn, I was gonna get an apartment over there, too. They’re cheaper now.”
“Yes, yes, it’s warm.”
“Just jump for it, man [giggles].”
“What about the guy?” “They got him.” “Oh, okay.”
Now, granted, in the heat of the moment (hey-o!), we are all probably prone to saying some dumb stuff if only to fill up the air and lighten the mood or whatever, but the rest of the office should really just have zipped it and left the play-by-play to the “Oh ma gawd” lady, who was pretty on point the whole time.