Monthly Archives: March 2014

From the Nightmare Files: Live-action Marge Simpson

Ah, remember the good ol’ days when “making art” meant capturing the imagined likeness of the Virgin Mary and a few apostles in a fresco and/or in marble, if you wanted to get all 3-D fancy? And then later, when … Continue reading

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Breaking Sports News: NCAA Athletes Might be Kind of Dumb, Getting Preferential Treatment

The above “essay,” which was written by a University of North Carolina athlete, apparently earned its author an A-. It would have been a solid A, but the student didn’t properly cite the issue of Highlights that he sourced the quotes from … Continue reading

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A Post About Balls

Look guys, I’m going to level with you.  I may be an adult man, but I’m still a kid at heart.  I can read all the works of Umberto Eco and listen to every Haydn composure, but there’s no way I … Continue reading

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***Breaking News About Beautiful Faces***

Zac Efron’s beautiful face got punched this weekend. According to TMZ, Zac was in a “rough” neighborhood in LA, and he ran out of gas and threw a bottle out of his window (???) at some “transients.” And then there … Continue reading

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Commentary Commentary: A Voice For Men

So I took last week off because of surgery and house-selling and also I still work full-time and go to school full-time and have a family I have to not neglect sometimes. Things happen. But I’m back now! Back to … Continue reading

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Man Escapes Certain Fiery Death [Commentary Track]

First of all, HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE ALL OF THAT? But second of all, to the office workers across the street watching this terrifying human drama unfold before their very eyes: don’t you think you were being a little, … Continue reading

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Donuts! Doughnuts! Donuts! Doughnuts!

I have a very complicated relationship with donuts (Or doughnuts. Ugg, let’s not even get started on that, okay?), in that I love them so very very much, and I want to always be eating them, but they are not … Continue reading

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