Monthly Archives: April 2014

So, How Was Your Day?

My day was pretty good! I wore  a new shirt and didn’t fall into a gaping crater left by a flooded highway, so I’m calling it a win. Later I’m going to try to get some writing done, which means … Continue reading

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Unnecessary Movie Review: The Box (2009)

In which I finally watch a DVD I’ve owned for years, long after doing so could have any meaning. Why’d I Buy It? In April 2011 I decided to read a bunch of science fiction, so I researched up a … Continue reading

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I hope you’re not having a bad day today, but if you are, I definitely hope you aren’t having THIS bad of a day. Storms and flooding down south are causing all kinds of problems, including this highway collapse near … Continue reading

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Moving house is terrible

Hi everyone! I missed you all very much! But I haven’t had the internet since last Thursday because I foolishly decided to MOVE HOUSE. Let me first say that when those polls rate house-moving up there with divorce and other … Continue reading

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RuPaul’s Drag Race S06E11: All That Glitters Is BULLSHIT

In which I almost give up on this season completely. But before we get there, let’s journey back to a simpler time, when this episode was just beginning and I was 80% less pissed off…

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Baby Laughing at Silly Cats

If I ever have children, this video will be my Dr. Spock. Baby + unending loop of kitten fail YouTubes = well-adjusted adult. That’s just science.

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Haunted House Of The Week: The Monte Cristo Homestead, Australia

I’ll be honest: I chose today’s house because 1) it’s pretty and 2) it reminded me of Monte Cristo sandwiches, which are delicious. Have you ever had one at the restaurant inside the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland? … Continue reading

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Robot Coffee Cup

Someday when the robots take over the world and we are all stuck in our underground makeshift bunkers eating sardines out of a tin, we will think back to the time when our coffee cups started sending us photos. This … Continue reading

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Are You Watching Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Challenge Yet?

When it comes to reality shows about competitive Muppet Making,  Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Challenge stands head and shoulders above the rest. The show, which airs Tuesdays at 9 PM on Syfy, like you have anything better to do, pits ten … Continue reading

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Tourism for Celebrities

In News You Can Use To Bond With Your Tween Niece, Harry Styles and Liam Payne (this reporter’s second and fifth favorite members of One Direction) visited Machu Picchu on Monday during the band’s tour stop in Peru. Totally chill. … Continue reading

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