Popsicles for Our Time


These are little works of genius, and I REALLY wish that they could become standard kids’ riddles and responses, along the lines of

Q: Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly.

Because I mean…

Q: What did the grandma say to the frog?
A: Something racist, probably.


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Mordonez has bestrodden the earth for over 40 long years, most of which he has spent not contributing to internet blogs. He resides in more or less Chicago, where he dabbles in playing all the musical instruments, and in being a big wheel down at the cracker factory.
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9 Responses to Popsicles for Our Time

  1. Those gifs are hypnotic.

  2. collin0truckasaurus says:

    Here’s another fun name suggestion: Nihilicicles

  3. artdorkgirl says:

    I love this concept, but no grape? Come on. You have to have grape (or at least purple. purple is a fruit.)

  4. Sota says:

    Why was the ghost sad? A lot of different reasons.

    I think they made that one for us.

  5. Casey says:

    These are excellent!

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