Monthly Archives: May 2014

Friday!

Posted on May 30, 2014 by

It’s the weekend! We’re ending a little early today, because I have some errands to run, but please tell me about your weekend plans. Are you going to do laundry? Eat some food? Maybe see that new Tom Cruise movie … Continue reading →

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Unnecessary Movie Review: God’s Gun (1976)

Posted on May 30, 2014 by

In which I finally watch a DVD I’ve owned for years, long after doing so could have any meaning. Why’d I Buy It? In 2009 I took a chance on one of those DRIVE-IN CLASSICS omnibus DVD sets of dopey … Continue reading →

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Flanoscopes for Your Weekend

Posted on May 30, 2014 by

Wondering what’s in the stars for you this weekend? Wonder no more, because here I am with this weekend’s Flanoscopes. They’re like horoscopes, but they are going on vacation next week so you have to make this week’s predictions last! … Continue reading →

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House of Cards 2.13: Hail to the Cheat

Posted on May 30, 2014 by

Goodness gracious, we’re finally here! The end of the road! The are literally no more… CARDS left in the deck! The… HOUSE has been built, and it is PRECARIOUS, let me tell you!

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Trophy Hunting At A Young Age

Posted on May 30, 2014 by

“If it bleeds, we can kill it.” -No one Via Neatorama

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Sometimes Nightmares Come True

Posted on May 29, 2014 by

Imagine that you are floating high in the air, looking at a vast cityscape below you. It is beautiful. You feel that you are on top of the world. Despite the precariousness of your position, for some reason you know … Continue reading →

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Catfishing for a New Phone

Posted on May 29, 2014 by

Once upon a time there was a young boy who met a very attractive lady on the internet.  The lady was beautiful with a “bangin” body and seemed to be very cool and exactly what this boy was looking for. … Continue reading →

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Maybe, Just Maybe, this is the Adorable Dancing Kids Video We’ve Been Waiting For

Posted on May 29, 2014 by

If it isn’t, we could be in for a really long wait, you guys. Really long.

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A Friendly Chat with Gnidrah, Flanny and Cassmaster Flash about the 1D Pot Scandal

Posted on May 29, 2014 by

You all probably know by now, One Direction members Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik recently were caught on film smoking a joint in Peru. As the foremost Homeless Monsters One Direction experts, Gnidrah, Flanny and I took it upon ourselves to … Continue reading →

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Gwyneth Paltrow Shares Her Weird Thoughts With Nerds at Code Conference

Posted on May 29, 2014 by

Queen of the Internet Gwyneth Paltrow was invited to speak at Code Conference this week. I know about as much about Code Conference as Gwynnie does (nothing) so why she was invited is a bit of a head-scratcher. Luckily after admitting … Continue reading →

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