I know we’re all doughnut fans, but can you still love a doughnut if it looks like a real life person? (Bonus: Find out what doughnut YOU are)
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I’m a chocolate-covered-pretzel doughnut. I think this is the most flattered I’ve ever been by an internet quiz.
Samesies. I call shenanigans on these made-up doughnuts. What happened to the classics, like Boston cream and jelly-filled? I was really hoping for jelly-filled.
I’m a plain glazed. “You’re the true definition of a classic—perhaps a little old fashioned, but well-loved and appreciated by all. There’s also a good chance you’re bald.” Not bald but I do have really short hair.
I’m an “orange cream” which I don’t believe is a real doughnut but it sounds a lot like one of my favorite disgusting summer cocktails, so I’ll take it!
Orange Cream twinsies! I also don’t think it’s actually a donut. Something tells me this started out as a video about popsicles…
I’m mad at this quiz now because I’m trying to stop drinking on weeknights and now all I can think about is drinking orange soda with whipped cream flavored vodka.
I’m mad because we are totally the Juggalos of donuts over here. #Bullshit!
I was amused by the question about watching your favorite movie and subsequently polishing off an entire cheesecake. My “About” blurb would indicate that I’d be 100% on board, but last night I got sick from eating half of a pumpkin pie, so I reluctantly answered “cray cray”.
So that one kind of had me puzzled. You watch your favorite movie and only THEN sit down and tuck into an entire cheesecake? In stony silence, I presume?
I was orange cream, and fake orange flavoring is one of my least favorite things on earth. 😦
At least it’s further proof that we’re twins!
And though you may hate yourself, you will never be tempted to eat yourself.
Will I have to smell myself? Salem would never be an orange cream.
I had a doughnut today. It was chocolate with chocolate cream inside and chocolate chips on top. It was not as good as it should have been.
(I also got Orange Cream on the quiz which is PURE NONSENSE.)
I’ll tell you what makes no goddamn sense: Private Island, which is what I got. The description mentions jalapeño, cream cheese, and mango. I think the quiz was thinking of bagels.
Jalapeño and cream cheese?! I was a little perturbed before, but now I am straight-up enraged.
I got orange cream too. This bothers me, but I seem to be in good company.
You guys, I also got orange cream. I would eat just about any other flavor of donut before I would try orange cream.
It says I’m “laidback, carefree and all about feeling like a kid again.” I’m not sure how they came to this conclusion. Which donut would be neurotic, lazy, and has the mentality of a crochety old person?
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