Imagine that you are floating high in the air, looking at a vast cityscape below you. It is beautiful. You feel that you are on top of the world. Despite the precariousness of your position, for some reason you know that you are safe and couldn’t possibly fall. What a nice dream! Then imagine that suddenly whatever was holding you up vanishes. Imagine how much pee is now in your pants. Imagine that you aren’t dreaming after all, but are standing on the Skydeck of the Sears Tower and that shit is CRACKED.
The powers that be can say “Oh no worries, guys, that’s just a protective layer and it’s totally supposed to do that!” all they want, but we all know the truth. Nightmares are real and we need to prepare ourselves. Without constant vigilance, soon enough I’ll be losing all my teeth and being forced to take a test for a class I forgot to show up to for the whole semester and driving a car only to learn that the brakes don’t work and realizing that I’m naked in inappropriate situations. Please share your own nightmares in the comments so that we can help each other in this hour of need.