Turkeys are fucking everywhere nowadays, huh? I live in a city, and the other week I saw a turkey just hanging out in my neighbor’s yard when I left for work! I’ve seen them wander around by the streetcar tracks in the middle of a very busy neighborhood. Once I was driving through on an otherwise deserted street and I saw one by the side of the road and he saw me and we locked eyes for a good five seconds and I haven’t been the same since.
“It’s not interested in me.” True. It wants the child. It wants to snatch away happiness and innocence and collect them in its wattle. I know first hand!!
When the video stops and the turkey stops gobbling? That was the deepest silence I’ve ever experienced.