Monthly Archives: May 2014

Maybe, Just Maybe, this is the Adorable Dancing Kids Video We’ve Been Waiting For

If it isn’t, we could be in for a really long wait, you guys. Really long.

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A Friendly Chat with Gnidrah, Flanny and Cassmaster Flash about the 1D Pot Scandal

You all probably know by now, One Direction members Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik recently were caught on film smoking a joint in Peru. As the foremost Homeless Monsters One Direction experts, Gnidrah, Flanny and I took it upon ourselves to … Continue reading

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Gwyneth Paltrow Shares Her Weird Thoughts With Nerds at Code Conference

Queen of the Internet Gwyneth Paltrow was invited to speak at Code Conference this week. I know about as much about Code Conference as Gwynnie does (nothing) so why she was invited is a bit of a head-scratcher. Luckily after admitting … Continue reading

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Turkey Terror

Turkeys are fucking everywhere nowadays, huh? I live in a city, and the other week I saw a turkey just hanging out in my neighbor’s yard when I left for work! I’ve seen them wander around by the streetcar tracks … Continue reading

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So, How Was Your Day?

My day has been extremely busy, and I’m really tired, but in a very good mood somehow? I think it might be because the sun has shined for TWO WHOLE DAYS. I know! Crazy. Otherwise, not a lot is going … Continue reading

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You Look Like a Doughnut

  I know we’re all doughnut fans, but can you still love a doughnut if it looks like a real life person?  (Bonus: Find out what doughnut YOU are) Via 22 Words

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Mad Men Mid-Season Finale Open Thread

The mid-season finale of Mad Men‘s pointlessly halved seventh season aired on Sunday, inaugurating an equally pointless ten-month hiatus before the seven final episodes air in 2015. 2015! Do the iris-mounted GooCals on our Google Glasses even know what 2015 … Continue reading

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