Monthly Archives: June 2014

A Painful Social Experiment

If I have learned nothing else from How I Met Your Mother, it’s that slapping someone across the face is hilarious.  Max Landis, writer of the excellent movie Chronicle, thought it would be fun to get a group of his … Continue reading

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Why I can’t wait for Christmas 2015!!!

We knew it would happen.  It was inevitable.  This machine is too profitable and too much imbedded pop culture now just to leave it be.  But, as the temperature climbs and I’m longing for winter (or at least a more … Continue reading

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Greece Exits World Cup With Class, Rules Planet

That’s right, Greece is going home.  They tied Costa Rica 1-1 and Costa Rica “won” via penalty shootout.  You think this means Greece is vanquished, never to be heard from again?  What an interesting point of view.  Allow me to … Continue reading

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The OC S01E07: The OD

If you’ve been reading these recaps you know that The OC is a veritable drama factory, but brace yourselves because this is the most dramatic episode yet! But I’m getting ahead of myself. In the aftermath of Ryan’s trip to … Continue reading

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The Path of Most Resistance

I know everyone’s got fútbol fever right now, but this is excessive. Via Tastefully Offensive

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We need to talk about Shia again

Surely by now we’ve all heard of Shia LaBoeuf’s eventful evening last night, but in case you missed it, you can read all about it through that bastion of unbiased NYC reporting, the New York Post. If such an idea … Continue reading

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The Challenge S25E12: That’s All, Folks

Well, you guys, we did it. We watched all twelve episodes of The Challenge: Free Agents together. And after another triumphant season enjoying former Real Worlders’ drunken shenanigans, we’ve finally made it to the finale. We’ve seen hook-ups (!), fights (!!), geography trivia … Continue reading

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Flanoscopes for Your Weekend

Wondering what’s in the stars for you this weekend? Wonder no more, because here I am with this weekend’s Flanoscopes. They’re like horoscopes, but they had incorrect dates! Now they’re correct. Aries: March 21-April 19 Song of the Weekend: “Two … Continue reading

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Unnecessary Movie Assignment #9

Hello, movie fans!  How’ve you been?  We’ve enjoyed a nice long vacation, and now it’s time to get right back on this celluloid blog horse and RIDE. It may not be the Secretariat of our lives, but it tries hard and deserves hay! … Continue reading

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Homeless Monsters World Cup Sweepstake 2014: the first cut is the deepest

That’s the first stage of the World Cup done and dusted, and I’m afraid 16 teams are on the plane home, some big names amongst them. Defending champions Spain are out, as are England and Italy. Bosnia & Hercegovina find … Continue reading

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