Germany wins, NBD, just so proud

It’s our tradition to control,
Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl, (remember him?)
From the Ukraine to the Rhone.
Sweet home uber alles,
Lord I’m coming home.
So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home!

And here are some pictures of Cristiano Ronaldo crying, for the files:

Chin up, Ronaldo.  Time is the real enemy.


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Mrs. Beresford started out life as an accidental blackmailer (all in search of adventure and money) and can often be found hiding in cupboards or listening in on calls to the Home Office. She lives in San Francisco with several potted plants and Albert, her long-suffering valet.
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12 Responses to Germany wins, NBD, just so proud

  1. Jimeno Arañamonje says:

    The best possible ending to this World Cup would be if Spain and Germany made it to the very end and refused to do battle because time is the real enemy. Time and Hitler mutations, that is.

    • Jimeno Arañamonje says:

      Ouch. From The Globe and Mail: “The difference between the two teams – both shot through with continental stars – is that the Germans play as a group. The Portuguese play like 11 guys who just met 10 minutes before the start of the game, and quickly decided they don’t like each other very much.”

      • frauberesford says:

        Ya burnt, Portugal! Really, though, there are no air-born pathogens meant to transform any non-consenting persons into genetic duplicates of Adolf Hitler. I can’t account for Brazil’s potentially polluted waterways, but those are not under Germany’s control!

  2. Commentatrix says:

    OK you cannot make THAT face while striking THAT pose (the first position of modeling, I guess)!

  3. old man fatima says:

    So sorry, Portugal. I know you’ve always been there for me. When I am in my Brazil shirt and a car full of red, yellow, and green drives by blasting dancemix 98, I always get some honks and waves and thumbs way the hell up. So I really am sorry about this. But god damnit, I hate Ronaldo. He just looks like such a little wiener. I would not go on a first date with Cristiano Ronaldo, and, as we know, that is saying A LOT.

  4. hotspur says:

    I didn’t even watch this game. Just seemed unimportant, knowing Greece wasn’t in it.

  5. whatisabadger says:


    I’ll just have to take solace in the fact that Portugal still holds the world record for largest omelette (look it up, dummies). I’m taking some consolation omelette to my husband Miguel right now, in fact.

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