If you’re anything like me, you’re already over this week. And it’s only Tuesday! So to brighten an otherwise dull day, I think we probably all ought to play MASH together.
I can’t imagine that anybody here doesn’t already know how it works, but just in case you are a space alien, you get to choose five options in six categories and let the magic of math determine your future. The only workable online MASH game I found is this, however I recommend replacing the “Universities” category with “Ways to die” to give the game a bit of an edge.
Different people have different MASH rules, but one I insist on is that for every category you must choose at least one really bad option. If there’s no risk of marrying Mel Gibson, how can you feel truly #blessed if you get to marry Idris Elba?
Please play the game and share your future in the comments. Here’s mine:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! My only consolation is that Bieber has to raise our twelve kids while I’m off razor scooting in space 😦