O-Town Skydives Into Your Hearts, Lands a Couple Fields Off

Aww, shit, y’all, O-Town is back!  And their new song IS technically music!

“I won’t let go of the dreams I had, I know they can come true.” – O-Town.

Unfortunately for fans of frosted tips everywhere, Ashley Parker Angel is not taking part in the band’s reunion.  He wanted it all or nothing at all.  (Yes folks, that’s pretty much the only joke I could think of.)  And when I went to find the original music video for “Liquid Dreams,” O-Town’s second best song of the two they are known for, I discovered that it is not on YouTube!  Or, it is, but it is blocked in this country (America).  Whether this means that O-Town is not, in fact, back at all…I’ll leave it to the fans to decide.  You can also help me decide whether Dan’s shirt here is actually the illustrated torso tank top I think it is:

But don’t worry if this new song isn’t an immediate hit, O-Town and O-Townies.  As you taught us long ago: “There’s nowhere left to fall.  When you reach the bottom it’s now or never.”

(Too judgy?  I love you, O-Town.)

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23 Responses to O-Town Skydives Into Your Hearts, Lands a Couple Fields Off

  1. Late 90s/early 00s boy bands were very into standing in parking lots in the rain at night.

    • frauberesford says:

      To be fair, I spent a lot of time hanging out in parking lots in the late ’90s. But that’s because I grew up in the rural south, and I’m pretty sure the Brandin’ Iron, our local honky tonk, was 21+.

  2. catweazle says:

    When do we finally get the 5ive reunion we’ve all been waiting for?

  3. Liquid Dream is the most disgusting song that I had no idea was disgusting when I was 12. But it is. I am glad I was only ever an N’Sync girl.

  4. gnidrah says:

    Liquid Dreams def not blocked in this territory! “I dream about a girl who’s a mix of Destiny’s Child…” then I always got tangled up in the lyrics.

    What a fun evening this is turning out to be! Few drinks, few O Towns. So great.

    • frauberesford says:

      I could get the song, but not the video where it rains all over their faces. Although, now that I think about it, maybe it’s just my network administrator…I do work at an elementary school.

  5. Saimon Kumosōryo says:

    I feel like O-Town are probably beginning to understand that time is the real enemy.

  6. Commentatrix says:

    More like NO-Town!

  7. superiorglue says:

    I hope with all my heart that it is a torso tank top, because otherwise he just has some askew nipples naturally. And also I have a real fondness for sexy lady and sexy gentleman tee shirts.

    • pickpocket says:

      I’m enjoying the Amazon reviews for those shirts. “The shirt does not look like the picture. You can barely see any muscles…very disappointed.”

  8. Casey says:

    Man, those guys that sang the first two verses were bad enough, but how bad do you suck when you’re the guys in O-Town that have to split a verse?

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