Hold On To Your GOOPs, Blake Lively’s Lifestyle Site Approaches!

I don’t know why I’m even bothering to write a post about this because I know we all have Blake Lively Google alerts, but in case yours is broken, it was announced that Blake’s lifestyle website which is definitely 100% nothing like GOOP, why would you even say that, that’s racist against extremely rich blonde white ladies, will be launching shortly. And what name did our favorite flaxen-haired goddess choose for the site? Why, Preserve, of course!

It seems like a missed opportunity not to take advantage of the fact that her name contains the word “lively,” but who am I to judge? Perhaps the air of mystery around the name will draw more people’s attention. What exactly is Blake trying to preserve? The environment? Her youth? Is she selling jam? Is she auctioning off the cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney? This frenzy of speculation is sure to drive millions of visitors to Preserve when it launches.

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12 Responses to Hold On To Your GOOPs, Blake Lively’s Lifestyle Site Approaches!

  1. Sota says:

    This conversation about Pinterest from an interview made me love her so much. If Ryan was my hot hubby I would re-pin him too! She seems relatively normal.

    The Cut: So people have no idea that Blake Lively could be re-pinning their pins.
    Blake: Yeah. Sometimes, it’s weird. If I’m looking [at] hair things, I see, oh, that’s me! That’s so weird! But I do re-pin pictures of Ryan. [Laughs.]

  2. flanny says:

    My lifestyle brand will be called “Flantastic.” I hope that a lot of people will join thinking they’re getting really good flan recipes, but I’ll make it really hard for them to unsubscribe.

    • msmessica says:

      Why that’s flanbulous!

    • I’m much rather read about your lifestyle than about flan. I don’t like flan very much.

      My lifestyle blog will be called “Truck Stop” and will feature the slogan “Keep on Truckin’!” because I am a nerd.

    • old man fatima says:

      Mine would be called Old Man Fatima’s Lifesquerie and Wellness Emporium and I’d make everything outrageously expensive so that I could have big blowout sales once a month with the items “reduced” to 3x more than their value. And I would not give any actual lifestyle or wellness advice.

    • FRQ says:

      Is getting me to think about flan your revenge for my post this morning?

  3. As long as she tells us what hair products she uses, I’m all for this.

  4. She’s trying to preserve her liveliness, duh.

  5. artdorkgirl says:

    I saw this this morning and misread it as “Perservere” and I thought, “Blake? What’s going on? Do you need help? Blink once for yes!”

  6. Casey says:

    She should have called it “On the Upblake.” Friends would be like, “Are you ‘On the Upblake’?” when casually asking each other if they’ve read her latest blog musings.

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