It has been said by some that multitasking is a terrible habit for humans. Focusing on numerous activities simultaneously only diminishes the quality of the tasks’ outputs. As a wise man once suggested, you should never half ass two things, but instead whole ass one. Take rapper Action Bronson, for example. Midway through his performance of “It Concerns Me”, Mr. Bronson heard nature calling, and decided to relieve himself in a nearby portable water closet, while continuing to rap. Sure, his rhymes were unimpeded by the bathroom break, but in the height of his performance, the rapper forgot to wash his hands. Now his filthy toilet hands are all over that microphone, as well as the fan who got a picture snapped with him. I guess nothing demonstrates true fandom more than having the smell of your favorite artist’s urine all over your shirt.