I just thought I would share the news that the Horsham District Council, in West Sussex, England, has named a garbage truck after an area resident, in appreciation for routinely picking up litter he finds on his long walks.
The award was presented by Mrs. Susan Pyper, who has the entirely normal and expected title of “Lord-Lieutenant of West Sussex”.
The guy’s name? Oh right. Some guy named David Sedaris. Or should I say “Pig-Pen” Sedaris.