House For Sale Just Tells It Like It Is

It seems like this is the season for moving. I know at least two Homeless Monsters who went searching for homes over the summer. House (or apartment) hunting is tricky and every little thing can seem like a big deal. Oooh, maybe the kitchen floor slopes a little here. Maybe there’s no cover on this outlet. Maybe there’s a swastika painted on the basement wall. It’s easy to get caught up in it all and wait and wait for the perfect place, prolonging the search endlessly. But, there’s house in Detroit that wants to remind you not to get bogged down in the little things. Life is short, this house says. Buy me before it’s too late. Before it’s too late for us all.

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True enough, house. True enough.

 

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Flanny was born and raised in a Detroit suburb, but tells people she's from Detroit without clarification because it makes her sound tough. She is not tough. Her favorite member of One Direction is Louis Tomlinson, and her favorite Agatha Christie detectives are Tommy and Tuppence.
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14 Responses to House For Sale Just Tells It Like It Is

  1. FRQ says:

    That is spooky, but there’s a Whole Foods less than 10 minutes away, so I dunno…

  2. Casey says:

    Some people will call the house needlessly morbid. I am just glad to finally find a piece of real estate that respects my intelligence.

  3. Wallflower says:

    I find the paneling more frightening.

  4. Okay, sure, but when, and how? I mean, give me some useful information here, house.

  5. Actually, you can see the drywall was pulled. The full message reads, “You will diet after all the great meals you can make in the gourmet kitchen upstairs!!”

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