Earlier this week, a teenager in Corsicana, TX was found living inside of the local Walmart. Until employees discovered the boy, he had been staying in the super store for MULTIPLE DAYS. How did he do it? By setting up hidden compartments in the baby stroller and paper towel aisles, where he slept. He had another secret compartment behind the drink aisle to grab refreshments and change clothes. The kid was so meticulous, he wore diapers to avoid using the store’s restroom.
Well he wasn’t careful enough, as his trail of garbage (and my guess, stench) led store clerks to the teen’s whereabouts. He was eventually reunited with his aunt, but there are still many unanswered questions.
- What the hell did he do all day? Does Walmart have Wi-Fi or did he watch Divergent on a loop in the electronics department?
- 48+ hours without using ANY running water? SERIOUSLY?
- The kid also took a fish from the pet department. Who the hell doesn’t use the bathroom to avoid detection, but takes on the responsibilities of owning a pet?
- Is he our generation’s Kevin McCallister?