It’s that time of year again–with no awards ceremonies to show up to, celebrities flock to film festivals, because, like sharks, if they stop moving, they’ll die. Maybe. I’m not super familiar with celeb biology. But I do know that a lot of them are real good lookin’, so let’s look!
(As you will see, the only good source for photos I could find was JustJared; the official TIFF sites have terrible shots, which is weird. I’ll include a link to the articles in case anyone’s curious about, you know, the actual films.)
Now, fear not, my friends, there be Cumberbatch ahead. But since this is my post:
Tina looks fab!
As does my pretend celebrity BFF, Anna Kendrick, although she deserves better-made dresses than that.
…I will never understand it, but I love you all and want you to be happy, so here.
Here are three other British gentlemen, who look like tiny babies to me, but they’re all in their 20s, so, it’s cool, we’re not perverts.
Falcon! He looks so snazzy.
RDJ and his lovely wife were there. He has fun.
More Avengers! And Channing Tatum, who does nothing for me but seems like a nice guy, I guess, and Steve Carrell, who looks great. Very “Everyone’s Favorite English Professor.”
Oh, Amanda Seyfrield, you beautiful bug-eyed alien princess.
Okay, obviously Quvenzhane Wallis is not a “hottie” because that would make us all gross creeps, but look at how pretty she is! Those Oscar-nominated babies, growing up so fast. (Now, Salma? Hottie.)
And I had to include this photo of Kristen Bell because I love her and she’s wonderful but OH DEAR GOD, that is the ugliest article of clothing I’ve ever seen on a human body. I know she’s pregnant, but oh, honey, no. I do not want to build a snowman with that thing.