I ain’t got no time to watch movies and tell you which one is the worst! What do I look like, a professional blogger/comedian/grump?
I DO, however, have time to comb through baby name boards and try to find the worst of the worst. This will possible be a weekly feature, until I get bored and forget to do it anymore. With no further ado, here’s this week’s big winners:
Worst Name For A Girl:
Worst Name For A Boy:
And below are this week’s runner-ups. Not separated by gender, because honestly, who can even tell with some of these?
Aniyah Rae (Which led to the following hilarious exchange: “How is Aniyah pronounced? Is it Anne- ny- yaw? Its pretty.” “I’ve traditionally heard it as -Uh-nye-uh.”)
Aurion (to match existing siblings Ariela and Azlyn)
Ma’kay Emerald Lee
You guys, I only made it through 27 pages out of 42 from one particular message board for babies being born in December. This is going to be a long hunt. I can’t wait.