Do you ever feel like the internet knows what you want before you even think it? The algorithms have grown so sophisticated that I’m fairly confident that Google already knows how and when I will die. But every once in a while the internet gets it wrong, and suddenly one afternoon of idle browsing for potential pieces of a Hamburglar costume throws your Amazon recommendations into disarray.
Upon seeing this lineup of fake old-timey prisoners, a number of questions crossed my mind. Who are these men? How much were they paid to degrade themselves like this? When they embarked on their modeling careers did they ever think they would sink so low? And most importantly, for what crime were they imprisoned? I’ve looked deep into their eyes and seen the guilt in their souls:
Harold G. Whillikers
Cornelius van Smoot
Please share any ridiculous Halloween costume modeling photos you have come across in your own costume quests this year!