What is Jeff Goldblum Doing?

Hey all you Dr. Malcolm-ites and Dr. Malcolm-ettes! Inspired by one of last month’s least psychotic search terms (and a related comment from Sota), I am going to be starting an ongoing feature that dares to check in on what Jeff Goldblum is doing from time to time–and this is the very first one! What can I say? When the internet speaks, I listen.

I’m not sure where this recurring topic will take us, but the very least, it should be a quizzically sexy good time, right?

That’s the spirit, Jeff!

Case in point is JG’s recent fake-infomercial for some kind of newfangled lightbulb that you can dim with your smartphone. Overseen by Tim and Eric, the commercial finds Jeff playing a swarthy, New Agey “famous person” who preaches the transformative power of good lighting. Everything about it is so genially Goldblumian, you’ll probably find yourself seriously considering paying $15 for one of these damn bulbs.

Behold:

What will Jeff Goldblum be doing next? Stay tuned, true believers!

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16 Responses to What is Jeff Goldblum Doing?

  1. I HEARTILY APPROVE OF THIS NEW FEATURE

  2. old man fatima says:

    Can we have a companion feature “What is Jeff Goldblum doing in my dreams?” Might have to tag it NSFW, though.

  3. flanny says:

    A childhood friend of mine posted JG gifs to my fb wall, and my sister and my niece said they loved him. What IS it about this guy??? How does he manage to be attractive ratio everyone, plus seductive and super off-putting at once?

  4. flanny says:

    “Ratio everyone”

  5. Sota says:

    Is this where we tell our JG stories?

    One time he was sitting 5 rows in front of me at Shakespeare in the Park.

    Good story, Sota.

  6. Sota says:

    This commercial is SUPER WIERD though. Right? Are we really buying lightbulbs after this?

  7. Erika says:

    This is the gold standard of Jeff Goldblum commentary in my opinion: http://www.hipstercrite.com/2009/08/14/the-blum-and-i/

    “It’s no secret that Jeff is a ladies man. He is the ladies man of all ladies men. Joke is he has an acting class just so he can hook up with a bevvy of beautiful twenty-somethings. You know the funny thing though? You’ll never meet a person who will say a bad thing about Jeff Goldblum. That’s because he’s a gentleman and a honest-to-God good human being.

    Even if Jeff Goldblum is only hooking up with you only for one night, he will act as though you are the only thing that matters in this world. Is he just a good actor? Maybe. However, I believe Jeff really does love each and everyone he comes in contact with- whether it’s two seconds or ten years. You can see it in those wild, Jeff Goldblum eyes.
    We could all learn something from Jeff Goldblum- to have a boner for just about everything in this World.”

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