Solange, Please Let Me Join Your Cult

Solange Knowles got married this weekend, which is nice for her, but more importantly: Solange, please let me apply to join the cult I assume you’ve formed, based on this picture. I’d be a very good mindless follower and would happily make sacrifices to whichever goddess you represent here on earth. Just allow me to occasionally touch the hems of your snowy white robes, bask in the reflected glow of your Wonder Woman bracelets, and tell me what lipstick you’re wearing, and I’ll do anything you say.

(She looks GREAT, is what I’m getting at.)

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19 Responses to Solange, Please Let Me Join Your Cult

  1. artdorkgirl says:

    And yet when I wear white, people think I have the plague. It’s just not fair. (hair, lipstick, jewelry. All. On. Point.)

  2. Kate says:

    Did you guys hear that poor Solange had an attack of hives on her wedding day? Stress induced probably.

  3. flanny says:

    This makes me miss the good ol’ Mama Knowles-styled Destiny’s Child days. Loved that shit.

  4. Sota says:

    All of those white ensembles are killer except the poor girl over Solange’s left shoulder who is just in like a pair of slouchy white pants and a tank top. Bummer lady, thats why you had to stand in the back.

  5. It’s hard to make me say “Oh, look, Beyonce is also in the picture” but she did it!

  6. mrsberesford says:

    Aw, man, this would have been a great group Halloween costume.

  7. 101percentjuice says:

    this is all because Bey wouldn’t let Solange into the Illuminati, isn’t it

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