ZOMG Jurassic World Trailer!!!

Only 198 days to go!!!

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23 Responses to ZOMG Jurassic World Trailer!!!

  1. Casey says:

    Looks cool! What I love about this, though, is that the park financiers and scientists keep insisting on including super-dangerous carnivorous monsters, as if an island filled with massive plant-eating dinosaurs wouldn’t be mind-blowing enough for tourists or something.

  2. Did Ian Malcolm teach these people NOTHING?

    No matter how dumb and predictable this will possibly/probably be, I am going to be so there, because DINOSAURS!!!!

    • facetaco says:

      That’s how I felt about Guardians Of The Galaxy. I was all “This features a talking raccoon and Vin Diesel as a tree and a the Ally McBeal Dancing Baby song. There’s no way this can be good, but I am IN.” And look how that turned out!

  3. old man fatima says:

    This actually looks a lot better than I thought it would, and look! It’s our boyfriend: one of the Chrises!!

  4. Sota says:

    Wtf are all those people at that park thinking? How does the advertising for this place work? Hey! Come to a theme park where the chances that you will get eaten is roughly 100%. Come join us! Be dinosaur bait!

    Also…what’s keeping that underwater dino from heading over to Florida to chew up some unsuspecting beachgoers?

  5. nastyemu says:

    I feel like I shouldn’t have to ask this around here, but where is Jeff Goldblum?

  6. Tim Prasil says:

    I understand that, in this installment, they finally open the park to the public.

    I hope things turn out okay.

  7. FRQ says:

    While we’re on the subject of crazy trailers…

    So I guess this was the origin of Mr. Jackman’s cool new look?

  8. Commentatrix says:

    “Depends on what kind of dinosaur they cooked up.”

    Um, no doyyy? Why is this a line in this movie???

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