They say you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. Brad Green respectfully disagrees.
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I got to the part where he straight punched a chick in the face and completely lost it.
This was a little violent for my tastes, but Miss Wanda fucking owned it.
If you stick around long enough there’s a Wayne’s World quote and it warmed my heart!
I also love how every school seems to have an elderly lady who sits and swipes cards. Mine was named Betty, and once she ratted out a couple of my friends for trying to sneak out an entire carrot cake.
Your friends should have planned better. My high school had a mean old lady working in the library, and after she banned me from the library, I earned my revenge by coordinating the theft of the dictionary that was on a pedestal in the middle of the library, with 2 cameras pointed directly at it. It was a glorious, Ocean’s 11-style theft, made even better when we cut words out to make a ransom note and dropped it in the book return.
I love tater tots. That is all.
Wow this school has some harsh penalties. Smart use of humor to get them to listen though. Parents take note!
Did you ever threaten to punch Packie in the face for spilling his soda?
What? My perfect Packy? No need. However I do frequently joke about messiness.
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