It all happend to us at one point. We realized the truth about Santa.
He’s not real!! He’s just your mom or dad!!
I’ll tell you my story of Santa discovery, which isn’t all that interesting but it’s the holidays and what else are we going to talk about. Basically, my parents got lazy and screwed up. See, in the artdork home, gifts from Santa were UNwrapped, while gifts from mom and dad were always wrapped. Then, one year, all the gifts were wrapped, even the one’s labled “From Santa.” I’m on to you, Mom and Dad. If those are even your real names.
So how did you find out? Were you a thoroughly logical child who could not wrap their mind around how Santa could deliver all of those gifts? Did some snot-nosed kid on the playground ruin it for you? Did you ever try to prove that Santa was real? Answer in the comments!