Your New Desk

Let’s all agree, our posture sucks. Every one of us sits huddled over the blue glow of our computer screens for hours on end.

Truly we are all represented in this fine artwork by cassmasterflash, titled “Blogmaster At Work.”

BUT WAIT! Now there is a wonderful option, straight from Japan…The Thanko Super Gorone Desk! Working from your bed just became the most comfortable thing ever!

With its own USB-powered fan, this “highly-adjustable” desk folds flat and can accommodate any variety of positions. Japan Trend Shop notes that the instructions are in Japanese, but “it’s easy to construct and use.” Note also that they are directing this info at someone who has elected to purchase a desk that allows them to work while fully reclined. (source)

It’s a proven fact that you can’t have bad posture if you’re laying flat. Our New Years Resolutions are just solving themselves now.

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17 Responses to Your New Desk

  1. This certainly looks better than the system I’ve got going, as illustrated by this comic I just found:

  2. artdorkgirl says:

    I’ve seriously been trying to work on my posture (my shoulders creep up to around my ears as I type) and those first sentences made me sit up. But to be fair, all this rig is going to encourage me to do is fall asleep while typing.

  3. Casey says:

    This will be looked back on by future historians as society’s first precarious step toward just straight up having sex with our computers.

  4. hotspur says:

    Combine this with one of those hats that has beer cans on it, and instead of beer make them coffee cans, and this is the best / the apocalypse. I probably won’t buy one, and I will laugh at / fear people who do, but this is great.

    Seriously though, I love Japan. I hope we don’t run out of Japanese people in my lifetime. Make more babies, Japanese people! I have read that we are running out of you!

  5. Personally, I don’t use a computer at home, just a tablet and phone. If I could use this at work, I would get fired for sleeping all day. It’s hard enough to stay awake while sitting up straight!!

  6. facetaco says:

    Unrelated, but important update: Aaron Carter lowered the price of his VIP package to $250. Not only that, but he COMPLETELY CANCELED THE VIP EXPERIENCE FOR HIS MICHIGAN SHOW! Did he get wind of my Gofundme efforts and take action to keep me at a distance? I’d like to think so!

  7. This would make my arms tired!!! #firstworldproblems

    • old man fatima says:

      That was my first thought too!! And then I thought, maybe this is a good way to ease into building my upper body strength? While completely atrophying the rest of my body.

  8. First of all, I’m so glad that the artwork that I spent literally tens of minutes to create is being appreciated.

    Second, if I had that desk, I would inevitably fall asleep while using it, then flail out at some point in the night and wake up to a computer crashing into my head. There’s literally no other way this can go.

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