What is Jeff Goldblum Doing?

I’m a little slow on the uptake on this newsflash, but I figure better late than never if only so we can drop this gif:

Yes, in case you hadn’t heard, our favorite uncle is having a baby! And it’s going to be a boy! The joyous news was announced on The Late Show With David Letterman the other night, where the glowing mother-to-be came onstage and proceeded to do this:

Jeff and Dave summed it up nicely:

So congrats to Jeff and Emilie on their soon-to-be highly quirky and flexible offspring. But a word of warning to Jeff: enjoy the fruit of your loins while you can, for there will be trials and tribulations and 3:00 am diaper changes ahead. You should know better than anyone:

…later there’s running and screaming.

#jk it’s going to be great!

P.S. I didn’t post any relevant gifs or images from The Fly today because I care about all of you.

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28 Responses to What is Jeff Goldblum Doing?

  1. artdorkgirl says:

    What is with these gentlemen having wives who enjoy publicly doing yoga? Hilaria Baldwin, I’m looking your way, and I don’t condone it.

  2. I’m confused but impressed by her display of flexibility.

  3. flanny says:

    Perfect Life Finds A Way gif choice.

  4. Sota says:

    More like who is Jeff Goldblum doing.

  5. facetaco says:

    I’m sorry, but I just don’t concern myself with Jeff Goldblum.

    But do you know what’s up with Mark Wahlberg?! He’s making a sitcom about his family! Called What Up Wahlbergs!

    WHAT UP WAHLBERGS.

  6. Kate says:

    Guys this is so far off topic, but there’s a kitty on my patio and it’s really cold out. He/she won’t come to me. Not sure what to do. 😦

  7. old man fatima says:

    I googled this woman, because 1, I don’t know who she is and I need to make sure she is good enough for my Goldblum and I SERIOUSLY DOUBT that if she is doing yoga on Letterman for no reason and 2, she looks about 14 and that concerns me.

    Turns out she is an Olympic athlete, so fine I guess you can do your stretches if you like since that is literally your job. She’s also 31, which is our age. Patrick Stewart also married someone our age. Guys, that’s a little gross. I mean, very cool dudes, I have crushes on both of them. But that’s a little troubling. That would be like me marrying someone who isn’t even born yet. YOU WERE ALREADY FAMOUS BEFORE THEY WERE BORN!

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