Search Terms Of January

We’re one month into 2015! Let’s get search(term)in’:

ronaldo crying 

glasses with eyes —seems redundant

destination truth small aliens –just the small ones?

marshmallow porn —here we go

zak bagans stepmom —there’s like a 45% chance this came from zak bagans himself

black eyed children heathland

how is homelessness seen in pop culture —haha, whoops, sorry for screwing up your serious search

joe flanigan –Flanny, this one’s on you

jeff goldblum hot older man –welcome to the fold, friend

a gronking to remember (rob gronkowski erotica series) (volume 1) –I know we actually posted about this, but I loved how specific this one was

spaaaaace (real i guess) –they guess

college fistfights

backstreet boys vs spice girls  –please, that’s not even a fair fight. And I mean “fight” both musically, and in the regular sense

seduce in airplane —seems like it would be more trouble than it’s worth, honestly

what to wear on a windy day –clothes?

leonardo dicaprio homeless –he’s not

actor dan stevens is a jerk –so I’ve heard!

dance party with aliens —always

celebrities thinking pensively

gwyneth paltrow homeless –she’s not

african american after giving birth –uhhh, let’s hope this one came from a pregnant African American woman doing research (in which case, sorry we were of zero help), and not some racist pervert.

reactions of mesopotamia 

sota tv porn –theeeere it is

pornosen –well, that’s a new one

funny moving picture of chucky –but do you pronounce it with a hard or soft “g”?

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10 Responses to Search Terms Of January

  1. facetaco says:

    I hope “reactions of Mesopotamia” found the Mesopotamian review site they were looking for. “Uruk’s Snack Shack has the best barley in the entire Fertile Crescent!”

  2. Sota says:

    I know Porno Sota Tv is probably something gross that we dont want to be associated with, but still, every time it shows up on our search results it makes me feel all special.

  3. summerestherson says:

    These never fail to bring me joy.

    Who is Ronaldo? Why is he crying? Poor thing. Someone should bring him a cookie or a cup of tea.

  4. catweazle says:

    I like that we talk about Zak Bagans enough in the comments that we show up in searches for him (or his stepmom).

  5. flanny says:

    I hope that was just my brother googling himself. Or the actor Joe Flanigan googling himself.

  6. I personally can’t believe that “What’s up with Topher Grace” hasn’t brought anyone here!!!

  7. Casey says:

    Dance party with aliens FTW!

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