An ad you won’t be seeing this Sunday.
(Warning: It gets a little NSFW towards the end)
Speaking of NSFW and unicorns, I saw this this morning and it fits quite nicely into my weekend’s theme of creating my own damn paranormal erotica workshop since the one I drove 18 hours for was canceled.
“Space Raptor Butt Invasion” just jumped to the top of my “To-Read” list.
“Gay T-Rex Law Firm Executive Boner” may actually be the best combination of English words possible. Great job, Chuck Tingle, you win language!!!!!!
I keep thinking this article can’t get better but then it gets better. I think one of us should should read “My Ass Is Haunted By The Gay Unicorn Colonel” and review it here.
I honestly would if I didn’t think that it’d permanently fuck up my Amazon book recommendations (and other general recommendations) for the rest of my life.
Wait, no, it’s tied with “My Ass is Haunted by the Gay Unicorn Colonel”
I can’t decide what’s better, the title or the line “Guess I’m fucking these dinosaurs tonight.” So nihilistic.
It does pose an interesting question. If you could make enough money that you would never have to work again just by participating in ONE T-Rex gangbang, would you?
Is that a joke, catweazel? I would in a fucking heartbeat, and then I would write my memoirs immediately and dedicate my life to counting all of my money.
There are just so many more questions I need answered before I could possibly answer that one.
The gay billionaire triceratops cabaret dancer has a top hat!!!!! These books are perfect!!!!
Oh my god, I have to stop. I’m going to break a funny fuse!
And a monocle! I think this “Chuck Tingle” would fit in very well on Homeless Monsters.
We should all write an erotic paranormal novel together. Do a mad lib for the title. The best part has got to be photoshopping the covers.
(Euphemism for fucking, past tense) by the Gay (paranormal creature) (traditionally dull profession)
Railed by my Gay Elder God Accountant
Taken to the Bone Zone by the Gay Space-Forsythia IT Consultant
Pounded by the Gay Lamia Telesales Agent
Let’s hope Mama FRQ doesn’t start texting about this. LOL.
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