Shortly after Kelly Osbourne left the show, reportedly because of Giuliana Rancic’s sort of racist comments about a celebrity named Zendaya who I am too old to know about I think, Kathy Griffin has announced that she’s leaving too. She was the replacement for the late Joan Rivers but made it a mere seven episodes before she couldn’t take it anymore. You can read her reasons for leaving at the link, and you should because they are good reasons!
This leaves Giuliana Rancic, a woman whose continued employment by the E! network after untold years of work that has been mediocre at best and incredibly cringe-inducing at
worst best-in-a-different-sense is a mystery humankind may never solve, and Brad Goreski, whose name I have heard before but I don’t remember who he is and don’t care enough to look into it, as the sole bastions of televised fashion criticism. Who should fill the gaping void left in the show’s lineup? I have a few suggestions:
Trump seems like the kind of guy who would be 100% on board with making fun of women’s bodies, plus his bluster and abundance of hot air could fill part of the void left behind by Joan Rivers, may she rest in peace.
I like to imagine that if Tilda joined the Fashion Police team, she would not only offer a unique point of view but would also not deign to even acknowledge Giuliana’s presence or heed any of her words. She would simply pass down her verdicts and stare directly into the camera whenever anybody else spoke.
A Cartoon Bumblebee
This would be perfect because it could make a lot of bee-related puns and also a cartoon is not likely to have any complaints about the creative direction of the show so it probably won’t quit.
Newly-Retired Ferguson Police Chief Thomas Jackson
The timing couldn’t be better for Thomas Jackson who just retired as Ferguson’s chief of police for obvious reasons. Fashion Police has been on for years and years with all the emphasis on Fashion without any input from the actual Police. Plus I doubt Jackson would be bothered by any racist comments.
Sharon Needles As Joan Rivers
If you can’t have the real Joan, this is probably the next-best thing.
Salem From Sabrina
CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE????