Nice Old Man Saves Child Of Asshole Swan

There is a popular myth that swans are lovely, calm, graceful creatures. Those of us who have encountered them in real life know that they are hell-beasts who will hiss at you and maybe even beak you at the slightest provocation.

But even equipped with this knowledge, a wildlife rescuer named Simon faced the wrath of a really douchey swan-dad in order to rescue his poor stupid baby who got his poor stupid neck caught in a chain-link fence.

“I know you just rescued my baby while I flapped around uselessly and in fact impeded the process, but I’m going to continue to attack you” – that swan

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12 Responses to Nice Old Man Saves Child Of Asshole Swan

  1. summerestherson says:

    I LOVE SIMON!!!
    I just enjoyed how he was talking to the dad swan the whole time. “Now, don’t be silly!”

  2. Commentatrix says:

    So what you’re saying is the classically beautiful have been and always will be ungrateful jerks.

  3. hotspur says:

    I never heard of this guy before — he’s cool. I just watched another one of his videos where he saves a poor fox. Unlike the swan, the fox seems to get it, though. The fox is like, “Okay, you can catch me and fix my tail. Then I will run away! But you make the first move.”

    In conclusion I want a fox.

  4. Casey says:

    The most annoying part is how you can totally tell dad swan still feels like he won.

  5. flanny says:

    The swan literally hit its baby in the face!!

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