In news that probably shouldn’t be as shocking as it nevertheless still is, objectively handsome and impossibly charming male person Jon “sometimes God does give with both hands” Hamm has just completed rehab for his heretofore secret alcohol addiction. As a concerned American slash warm-blooded woman, I have some questions and more than a passing urge to turn up at his mansion with a basket of muffins.
Was Jon’s condition caused/exacerbated by the systematic 8-year portrayal of a complicated, brilliant alcoholic, or Is this all Matthew Weiner’s fault?
Does evidence of Jon’s fallibility make him more or less likable to American audiences, or Did Trix really just go there right now, this is a man’s life we’re talking about for fuck’s sake?
Can you even believe the timing of this story, or How excited are we for Mad Men’s return in less than two weeks and how much will we miss the gang in less than nine?
We heart you, Jon! Get well! And put a ring on that nice Jennifer Westfeldt already!