This month was a real doozy, search terms-wise. Brace yourselves:
one direction names and pictures of them –I hope you’re happy, Flanny. (I’m sorry. I know you’re not.)
celebrity marriages that didn’t last
sota tv pornosu –A new variation!
dress pants combo
sexy catweazle –Again! catweazle, fess up, was this you?
ate too much pizza feel sick –We’ve all been there, friend. Stay strong.
@herdyshepard1 –?
freak junky/richard d harding –I both do and do not want to know the context for this.
meaty tuck –Uh.
tv show in the 90s about teens trying for a modeling contract –This does seem to be within our area of expertise.
wahlburgers fake –If only.
what type of monster are you –The homeless kind, duh.
feeling sick face
the challenge theresa –No challenges for me, thanks.
making fun of adhd –…Don’t..?
john oliver caillou –I pray to god this isn’t fanfic related.
teen boys evil eyes in boarding school film swim team –The sad thing is that I know exactly what this is referring to.
tlc pictures
what is ithe significance of the peach or the ticket to meta-butterfly in house of cards season two –Anybody know this one?
statues mr tussaud one direction –FLANNY.
great pranks for co workers that love the walking dead –That seems like it could go pretty wrong pretty easily.
i’ve got a cold –Bummer.
location of the lawson house that has mannequins? –If you go there, and live, please report back.
fix cut “bangs too wide” –Thin the sides out with a razor.
demonic garbage monsters in form of homeless –Take it easy, there.
rory and logan sleep together first time
robocop 2014 how does he shoot keaton –Hotspur, this one’s all yours
apartments.com guy looks like jeff goldblum –The resemblance is eerie.
the devil takes many forms –It’s fun to imagine this one as a follow-up to both the one before it and the one after:
pictures of paul stanley
as the world turns jj kidnapping
this is why i hate the ocean
when girlfriend pretends while fucking –Pretends what?
schlitterbahn swimsuits malfunction –Gross.
xander feng sex –So many perverts this month!
peach pit booth 90210
why are people offended by the manicam
happy birthday dog
ronaldo.crying –Fatima, this one’s for you!
old people parties
sotaporno tv 1 –A double hit!
just born african american babies –…???
video games trade fair
homeless woman ninjas –There’s a story here.
what car does tom hiddleston drive
famous people eating pancakes
wordpress lambs 2015
what type of monster do you attract –Hmm. Hopefully not vampires. Sea monsters, maybe? That would be ok because I could just avoid the ocean.
favorite foods of the homeless
greece kone 2014
pictures of frank underwoods residence –We get a LOT of House Of Cards hits.
stockholm, drag queens
wonder core is good or bad
matchmaker santa
weightlifting & vagina –Please don’t remind me of that woman and her Instagram.
boobs pressing guiness record –WHAT DID I JUST SAY
Thank god! Last month must have just been an anomaly for Porno Sota Tv. I hate being left out. I want everyone to love me! And my porn? Gah. Okkk. Nope. Too far. I will see myself out now.
I resent the implication that my sexiness isn’t just naturally drawing traffic here.
Also I must take credit for “meaty tuck” which was something Michelle Visage said about Joslyn Fox’s poorly-hidden genitalia in one of her runway outfits last season of Drag Race. And it was so gross I had to share it with you all.
Oh god. I had successfully blocked that crit out of my mind. Also, poor Joslyn She went home too early.
Also the shepherd thing is a twitter account run by a shepherd that Kate told us about that I also follow now that is VERY good.
I love that shepherd! It’s lambing time! Baby sheep people! This right after the sheep dog had her puppies and he live tweeted it. He also has a new book out with his beautiful photographs of the landscape where he does his shepherding. And if you tweet him a selfie with his book he lets you name one of the lambs!
Do we know what happened to that lamb that was so weak last week? He was keeping it by the fire to keep it warm. 😦
It makes me scared that Kate hasn’t responded with an answer to this. I hope the little lamb is ok!
Sorry I was out to dinner! I didn’t hear about that one! I’ll have to check his twitter feed.
John Oliver goes on a rant about how Caillou is THE WORST in one of this videos…the Net Neutrality one I think.
So youre pretty safe on that one not being fanfic.
That’s a relief.
I just realized that I should be using these as trivia team names.
Tied in third place, Matchmaker Santa and the Stockholm Drag Queens with 42 points… In second place, Great Pranks For Coworkers That Love the Walking Dead, 77 points… And in first place, with 263 points… Meaty Tuck!
Yes. This works.
“Xander Feng sex” is another House of Cards thing. I personally can’t un-remember the asphyxiation three-way.
How he shoots Keaton is not explained because the movie is terrible, so you have to make up your own answer. Mine is that his robo-reflexes are so fast, if he is allowed to shoot anyone who shoots him first (let’s assume), he pulls his trigger 0.000001 seconds after Keaton does ALSO THE POWER OF LOVE HELPED HIM SHOOT KEATON because remember he got his dopamine back when he downloaded a surveillance video showing his son in the background. I hope our searching reader was able to form his own conclusion/not lose sleep.
Wow. I think that Tom Hiddleston on Top Gear post was one of the first ones I wrote. Who knew it would remain so popular!?!
Aw my vagina weightlifter got a hit! I was at a party on Friday where I was trying to explain to people what her deal was and inexplicably found myself defending her? And threatening to send people pictures from her Instagram.
I hope everyone found the locker room scene from he Covenant they were looking for. (I know I did, PS its been on cable recently.)
ohhh, this must be the answer to my question below.
teen boys evil eyes in boarding school film swim team –The sad thing is that I know exactly what this is referring to.
I don’t, spill?!?!!!!
also, this might be our best month for search terms ever.