Let’s face it, not everyone needs a fancy smartwatch or another Zach Braff movie. However, everyone farts, and for some people, it’s an uncontrollable problem that drives them away from social interactions. One solution is to keep a food journal to keep track of the foods you eat, along with how many times you pass gas after. But why manually track your flatulence when you can use CH4, a wearable that senses noxious gases that come out of your butt. CH4 pairs with smartphone app that has users enter the foods they eat for every meal. The device will sense every time you cut the cheese, and tell you which foods affect you the most. The goal is to weed out those foods and hopefully lead you to a better life. What the site doesn’t say is if CH4 can detect the intensity of each fart. Without that feature, I don’t know if I’d spend $120 on this gadget. I think I’ll just buy a bunch of cricket flour, thanks.