Oh man, just look at your boyfriend.
I know that at first you were unsure. “He’s a criminal, for goodness sake! He’s addicted to fast food! I can’t let myself fall in love with the bad boy, NOT AGAIN!”
But soon, his charm (and the constant supply of burgers he provided you with) softened your resolve. Those eyes flashed from behind his mask and that was it. You were a goner.
I mean, yes, it’s true, he’s already married with a kid, but he PROMISED YOU he was getting a divorce.
Soooo…mazel tov to you and your boyfriend!
I’m looking forward to the wedding with officiant Mayor McCheese and Grimace serving as best man. Are you going to have this monstrosity as your maid of honor?! Oh I’m so excited for you two!!!!11!