Looks like he’s got just about everything figured out. I just wonder why he’s looking for an assistant on Craigslist instead of sending you a 30-page email to announce that you’ve been promoted from within? C’est la vie.
Of course, all of this begs the question: which character are you the real-life version of? I had never really thought about this before, but I think I’ve narrowed it down to the real-life Grouchy Smurf for myself. Or possibly one of the lazier hobbits. Now you go!