Monster Community Pool – 7/7/2015

I just want to stand out in the sun and absorb its rays like I’m Superman.

Why is it only Tuesday?!


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20 Responses to Monster Community Pool – 7/7/2015

  1. Sorry, but I’m not reading that dog story. Not happening. Haven’t cried once today, not gonna start now.

  2. hotspur says:

    I’ll comment on Nigeria’s amazing World Cup victory later, but for now, allow me to comment about a thing here at work, where dopes think “ask” is a noun and that it means “request,” as in “I have an ask for you.” It is as if the book was never invented so people are just out there fending for themselves with words, but I am pretty sure that no, the book was invented, and that even in 2015 as a condition of gaining your high school diploma you have to read at least one of them, and that whichever one you picked it did not feature “ask” in this way, so where did you get the idea and how did you get a job.

    • FRQ says:

      Oh geez. That sounds like some hotshot silicon valley exec trying to come up with some sort of new buzz term. Fuck that noise.

    • mikaelajm says:

      The crimes against language that you regularly encounter in your work justify a full-on FBI investigation.

    • Duc Spidermonk, wot? says:

      If they’re white, it could be because they badly want to say “axe” to prove that they’re hip to the youth cultures of today but deep in the dusty recesses of their atrophied souls they know it’ll sound racist coming from them so they grudgingly settle for “ask” and use it at every opportunity as a sort of protest against the compromise society has forced them to make with their own better natures.

      I don’t know why that theory popped so fully formed into my head. They’re probably just dickheads.

    • mordonez says:

      I may have axed in a space very much like this previously, but do you remember when Kinko’s (oooh, back in the day) had the slogan “The New Way to Office”? Goddamn verbing, I hate it so much.

  3. Wallflower says:

    I’m sure one of the other monsters can come up with a good response for such a stupid question (a question, not an ask). Something like “I have an ignore for you” or maybe just “No”.

  4. Sota says:

    Did you hear that DeBlasio is possibly going to give the US women a ticker tape parade in NYC? They better do it!

    • nastyemu says:

      They should do it in NJ, where my girl Carli Lloyd is from. I’m tired of NY staking a claim on every good thing that comes out of the Garden State. Fuck off, NY. You have enough of your own cool shit.

  5. old man fatima says:

    That dog story was sweet, but how did she know what was on that dog’s bucket list?? She just assumed it was “hot dogs, sundaes, beach” without even asking him first. He was probably like “have sex with a bear, re-instate the third reich, piss on a cat”

  6. artdorkgirl says:

    I want to be in that pool so bad right now, you guys. I’m not even going to lie.

  7. nastyemu says:

    I was already having a pretty good day but seriously this is just great:

  8. Wallflower says:

    I just watched this week’s Poldark and dayum! My day just got great!

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