I try to avoid thinking about my hometown as much as possible because it is a garbage city full of jerks, but today I was confronted with a Facebook trending topic about how the famous Christian college in my hometown has decided to stop offering any health insurance at all to their students after the Supreme Court did not support their claim that signing a form saying they won’t pay for students’ birth control wasn’t enough to soothe their moral outrage because those reprehensible slatterns would end up having their satan pills paid for by an outside insurer when really they should be punished for any sexual relations the good old fashioned way: by having a lot of babies that they don’t want.
But enough about me! Tell me about your hometown! Was it a good place to grow up? Is it famous for anything? Did any famous people grow up there? Is it full of jerks? Do you still live there? Would you never go back there even if someone paid you a million dollars? Did it get blown up in a military experiment gone wrong and is now a giant crater?