One of the great automotive experiences of our time is to yell at our navigation systems for screwing us over. Whether it be for taking is down the wrong street, not warning us in time for a turn, or telling us to keep left on the highway when there was absolutely no need to say it, we can take out our road rage on whatever generic name you gave the voice inside your screen (Mine is Cheryl. Fuck you Cheryl). But what if that voice is a comforting one? Someone like, say, famed television personality and one time Michigan public access host Stephen Colbert? Can I really get upset at him for being unable to find a street that was built 3 weeks ago? I’m not entirely sure I’d want to download his voice. I don’t want to risk getting angry at such a fine gentleman. Perhaps there is a reality show “star” that could contribute his or her voice, so that I may have no qualms about calling that person a shit basket. If you guys have any recommendations, please fire away.