It’s too early in the morning to deal with your crustacean bullshit.
Via Blame It On The Voices
IMPORTANT: This morning I walked by the men’s bathroom and a guy was in there yelling “I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS RIGHT NOW”
What do you think he didn’t have time for?? Pooping? Prostate issues? A handjob?
Probable scenario: He was on the phone and the caller was burdening him with some issue that he didn’t want to deal with because he was in the bathroom.
Ideal humorous scenario: Boner
I have a friend with an…um….ENERGETIC colon. Which acts up at the worst possible time for him (usually when he’s about to go do fun stuff. He spend our whole trip to NYC in the bathroom). So…maybe he doesn’t have time to sit in the bathroom all day?
Is this the crab from Simply Irresistible?
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