Flanospooks for the Week

This week the stars will tell you what you’ll find in the tumble-down outbuilding you can only see from the back attic window of the spooky old farmhouse you purchased and are trying to flip.

Aries: March 21-April 19
A dead body, obviously! What else did you expect to find in a creepy outbuilding!?!?! I don’t even know why you went in there in the first place if you didn’t want to find a dead body!

Taurus: April 20-May 20
Dusty mason jars with something in them, but the liquid is too clouded to be able to discern any details.

Gemini: May 21-June 20
Jane Fonda VHS tapes.

Cancer: June 21-July 22
A piano missing four of its ivory keys.

Leo: July 23-August 22
Dolls.

Virgo: August 23-September 22
You thought you found nothing at first, until you kicked away some of the hay scattered across the floor. Then you found a trap door which you opened, revealing a packed dirt tunnel leading back toward the house. Three off-white candle stubs were on the dirt floor, so you lowered yourself down there and lit one of them with the last match in the book.

Libra: September 23-October 22
A shrine to Satan!!!

Scorpio: October 23-November 21
A box full of cash.

Sagittarius: November 22-December 21
Old timey children’s toys, including a rocking horse without a mane but with a real horsehair tail, and a whole row of tin soldiers.

Capricorn: December 22-January 19
An Aries’ dead body. 😦

Aquarius: January 20-February 18
Pizza buffet!!!!

Pisces: February 19-March 20
Poison buffet.

*Flanny is not a psychic and does not necessarily believe in psychics or astrology, but she reads her own horoscope every day just in case.*