Flanospooks for the Week

Today the stars will tell you the pattern of the corn maze in which you will get lost, wither away, and die from starvation, utterly forgotten.

Aries: March 21-April 19
An accurate map of the fictional town of Pawnee, Indiana.

Taurus: April 20-May 20
A pagoda.

Gemini: May 21-June 20
The face of Pagoda from The Royal Tennenbaums.

Cancer: June 21-July 22
The wind.

Leo: July 23-August 22
A scowling jack-o-lantern.

Virgo: August 23-September 22
A xylophone

Libra: September 23-October 22
A giraffe.

Scorpio: October 23-November 21
Rain, Steam and Speed – The Great Western Railway (1844) by J.M.W. Turner.

Sagittarius: November 22-December 21
A witch flying past a crescent moon on her broomstick

Capricorn: December 22-January 19
Louis Tomlinson’s eyes.**

Aquarius: January 20-February 18
The words, ‘Spooky Dan’s Halloween Funtown 2015.’

Pisces: February 19-March 20
A John Deere tractor.

*Flanny is not a psychic and does not necessarily believe in psychics or astrology, but she reads her own horoscope every day just in case. She also pretty much believes in ghosts, although she has never seen one and does not want to. Please stay away, ghosts!*

**You’re gonna get lost in his eyes!! Get it?? Get it??

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About flanny

Flanny was born and raised in a Detroit suburb, but tells people she's from Detroit without clarification because it makes her sound tough. She is not tough. Her favorite member of One Direction is Louis Tomlinson, and her favorite Agatha Christie detectives are Tommy and Tuppence.
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9 Responses to Flanospooks for the Week

  1. catweazle says:

    RIP Kumar Pallana 😦

  2. old man fatima says:

    I feel like a xylophone would be pretty easy to navigate tho, right? It’s basically a shallow grid.

  3. FRQ says:

    WHY DOES IT KEEP FOLLOWING ME?

  4. taoreader says:

    An accurate map of the fictional town of Pawnee, Indiana

    Then I’ll starvation-die happy.

  5. hotspur says:

    I genuinely didn’t get the Louis Tomlinson joke until it was explained to me.

  6. artdorkgirl says:

    Ummm…I went through a corn maze this weekend and it was pirate ship-shaped. Thank you.

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