Today the stars will tell you the pattern of the corn maze in which you will get lost, wither away, and die from starvation, utterly forgotten.
Aries: March 21-April 19
An accurate map of the fictional town of Pawnee, Indiana.
Taurus: April 20-May 20
Gemini: May 21-June 20
The face of Pagoda from The Royal Tennenbaums.
Cancer: June 21-July 22
Leo: July 23-August 22
A scowling jack-o-lantern.
Virgo: August 23-September 22
Libra: September 23-October 22
Scorpio: October 23-November 21
Rain, Steam and Speed – The Great Western Railway (1844) by J.M.W. Turner.
Sagittarius: November 22-December 21
A witch flying past a crescent moon on her broomstick
Capricorn: December 22-January 19
Louis Tomlinson’s eyes.**
Aquarius: January 20-February 18
The words, ‘Spooky Dan’s Halloween Funtown 2015.’
Pisces: February 19-March 20
A John Deere tractor.
*Flanny is not a psychic and does not necessarily believe in psychics or astrology, but she reads her own horoscope every day just in case. She also pretty much believes in ghosts, although she has never seen one and does not want to. Please stay away, ghosts!*
**You’re gonna get lost in his eyes!! Get it?? Get it??