As many of you know, today is Back To The Future Day, i.e. the day Marty goes to the future to prevent his screw-up son from committing a crime. Many people are celebrating in their own way, but a group from Stanford is doing so the only way Stanford nerds know how: by upgrading a DeLorean. Though instead of time travelling at 88mph, it is autonomous, electric, and drifts endlessly. An impressive feat of engineering, but it doesn’t allow me to go back to my college days and warn me not to be roommates with the douchenozzle I lived with during junior year.